Heart Gem Bachelorette Tiara was designed for a child. We are near certain of it. This bachelorette tiara is made of shiny silver plastic and pink plastic gemstones, one of which is in the shape of a heart. It has two pieces: a headband and an attached tiara component that can rotate to the front so it looks like you are wearing a regular tiara rather than a headband tiara. The headband is way too tiny, though, and when you put it on your head the tiara component pops off. Recommended for children and flower girls.

Pink Penis Bachelorette Tiara is a headband bachelorette tiara made of pink plastic with feathery puffs at the top and glittery pink penises sticking out on top. The penises bounce around and wiggle when you head bang and dance. It is one of the cuter bachelorette tiaras on the market, however the headband has teeth, which make it uncomfortable.

Red Devil Veil Bachelorette Tiara is a headband bachelorette tiara with devil horns, feather accents and a long red veil. It's cute and everything, but we think that it's more appropriate for Halloween than a bachelorette party! Why do bachelorette party supplies stores sell this? The red devil veil bachelorette tiara received a "no" in the "wearable" category not because it is physically unwearable, but because it's inappropriate for the occasion.

Penis-through-the-Head Headband is a perfect bachelorette tiara for your girls' night out. Its headband style easily fits on top of any hairstyle, and can even function to hold your hair back! Unlike most ill-fitting novelty headband tiaras, the Penis-Through-the-Head Headband is made of smooth transparent flexible plastic with no teeth. You won't even remember you have it on!

Penis Antennae Headband Tiara is almost the perfect bachelorette tiara: it's a headband so there's no fear of it coming loose, it's got more than one penis, the penises are covered in glitter, the penises are attached by long bouncy springs that allow you to bop your head around in cute ways...the only thing it's missing is a reasonable headband! This tiara is so small, it's as if the penis antennae were actually made for a bug! Plus, it's got those awful black plastic teeth that dig into your skull.

Penis Wiggle Veil Tiara is the cutest bachelorette tiara by far! It has little tufts of white feathers and silver tinsel at the base of the wobbly penis horns. It is attached to a headband which makes for easy wearing, and the long white lace veil is super high quality! The only problem is that the penises are too heavy and make the headband slip down...it's bound to fall off on the regular once drinks are had.